For the Best Man
A weekend of regret, properly documented.
Stag Report is the Master of Ceremonies’ command centre. Enrol the lads, start the clock, run the games, and produce a roast report worthy of the occasion — all from your phone.
Carry the evidence in your pocket
No app download required.
It’s a lightweight shortcut, not an app — no App Store, no install queue, no trace. Add it to your home screen for instant access and photo-round alerts, then delete it the moment it becomes a liability. The perfect crime.
How it works
From first tin to Final Dispatch
Open the dossier
Name the groom, assess his character in five traits, set the spice. Two minutes, no faff.
Summon the Party
Enrol the lads by email. Each gets a free account on their phone — they never pay a penny.
Crack the first tin
The groom's first drink starts the clock and unlocks the games. The carnage is now on the record.
Run the weekend
Track every pint, spin the Wheel, set the Articles, demand photo evidence, log the shame.
Unlock the Dispatch
Close it out for an AI-authored roast, the honours, and the Eulogy. The trophy at weekend's end.
Everything in the box
A butler that documents the chaos
Enrolment by letter
Summon the Party by email. Each gentleman gets his own sub-account on his phone — free, forever.
The Secrecy Act
Every member signs the Official Secrets (Stag) Act on arrival — a binding vow of silence and a pledge to capture the carnage.
The Perpetual Ledger
The clock starts with the first tin. Every pint, shot and indiscretion entered into the record, with a live leaderboard.
Evidentiary Submissions
Every few hours the dossier demands photographic proof from each member — delivered straight to their phone.
The Pub Crawl
Plot the route stop by stop, with one-tap directions to the next watering hole and a live 'you are here'.
The Itinerary
The whole weekend's plan — go-karting, dinner, the lot — shared with the Party, with map links.
The Wheel of Misfortune
Two spinners, one cursed concoction, one Condemned. The Wheel demands a sacrifice.
The Articles of Conduct
Five bespoke rules for the Groom, written by AI from his character. Break one, face the Wheel.
Dares of Questionable Wisdom
Drawn at random by spice level and assigned to a gentleman. Complete it — or chicken out and face the Wheel.
The Costume Committee
An AI-tailored outfit for the Groom, from modest to reckless, themed to wherever the weekend lands.
The Ledger of Shame
The best man logs the weird and the terrible, pinned to whoever did it — the dirt that powers the roast.
The Final Report
Everything from the weekend in one place — the AI roasts, honours and dishonours, the speeches, and every photo and video. Download the whole lot as a single zip that's yours to keep, or browse and grab it all from the site, one by one.
The Keepsake Dossier
A permanent, printed-and-posted hardback with every photo, the full log, and signature pages for the whole Party.
The Index of Infamy
An anonymous, opt-in global leaderboard of carnage. Aggregate numbers only — the juicy stuff never leaves the group.
Word from the best men
4.9/5 from 300+ stag weekends
“The roast report had grown men crying with laughter on the Sunday. Best £20 of the entire weekend — and we spent a LOT more than that on Jägerbombs.”
“The photo rounds every few hours meant we actually have evidence this time. Then the Eulogy basically wrote my best-man speech for me. Genuinely unreal.”
“The Wheel of Misfortune nearly ended a friendship and I'd do it all again. Unlocking the Dispatch was the perfect end to the trip.”
“Set it up in about two minutes, the lads were enrolled before the first pint. £19.99 split twelve ways is nothing for a permanent record of that carnage.”
“The honours and dishonours were brutal and perfect. Being crowned 'The Two-Pot Screamer' will haunt Dave until his actual wedding.”
“Worth it for the awards alone. The groom reckons it's the best stag souvenir he's ever been given. The butler-speak had us in bits.”
Simple, one-off pricing
Pay once, when it’s worth it
Run the whole weekend for free. Pay only to unlock the report at the end — one flat price for the entire group.
Run it
Everything you need to run the weekend.
- ✓Create a stag & enrol the whole Party
- ✓The Perpetual Ledger + Live leaderboard
- ✓All the games: Wheel, Articles, Dares, Costumes
- ✓3-hourly photo rounds + phone notifications
- ✓The Itinerary & map links
- ✓A place on the anonymous Index of Infamy
The Final Report
Unlock the trophy — forever, for the whole Party.
- ✓Everything in Run it
- ✓AI-authored roast & honours for every gentleman
- ✓The Eulogy — the closing best-man speech
- ✓The full photo evidence locker
- ✓Unlocks forever, for every member
The Keepsake Dossier
STAG · STAG · STAG — the permanent, printable keepsake.
- ✓Everything in The Final Dispatch
- ✓Permanent account & access — never expires
- ✓Downloadable keepsake (report + photos + full log)
- ✓Signature pages for everyone in attendance
- ✓Full-resolution photo downloads
- ✓Print & post it to the Groom as a hardback
One payment per stag, never per head. Members are always free.
Before you ask
Questions, answered
Who actually pays?
The best man pays once — £19.99 flat for the whole group, never per head. Every member runs and plays for free.
Is it really free to run all weekend?
Yes. Set up, enrol, track and play every game for free. You only pay at the end to unlock the report.
What do the lads need?
Just their phone. They add the site to their home screen and get the photo-round nudges as notifications.
Is the global leaderboard private?
The Index of Infamy is anonymous and opt-in — aggregate numbers and award categories only. Never names, locations or photos.
What's the difference between the two paid tiers?
The Final Dispatch (£19.99) unlocks the full report online, forever. The Keepsake Dossier (£39.99) adds a permanent, downloadable and printable keepsake with signature pages for everyone in attendance.
The Wheel demands a sacrifice.
Open a dossier in two minutes. It’s free to run — you only pay if the carnage deserves a trophy.
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